Cottage Resident Prints

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

Suburban street.

"Factominiums."

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Scarecrow.

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

Science and Nature.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

Who needs an iPod, ah?

Grandparents with their grandchild

Cottage Industry

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

'She asked at what rate is farmland disappearing, and I put a wash load a day. What's wrong with that?'

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."