Cottage Resident T-Shirts

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Suburban street.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

"Factominiums."

Scarecrow.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

Grandparents with their grandchild

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Cottage Industry

Science and Nature.

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

'She asked at what rate is farmland disappearing, and I put a wash load a day. What's wrong with that?'

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'