Cottage Life Prints

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

I fart more than that!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Herb's from Texas."

"You're famous, Angus."