Cottage Life Gifts

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

I fart more than that!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You're famous, Angus."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Herb's from Texas."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'