Cottage Enthusiast Gifts

'I've bought myself a nice little cottage for when I'm too old to roam the plains...'

'We found our dream castle. Now we're looking for our dream cottage.'

Z Frame Houses, Summer Cottage ideas that failed.

Small business in an office cottage.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"I didn't spark joy."

Thatched roof car.

Get on with it!

"You're famous, Angus."

The Day Dreamer.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Living together, couple in love.

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

The Rudges' peaceful home

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Horse accidents

Grandparents with their grandchild

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

Now we wait for the show to begin!

Caution - Poet at work

Scarecrow

Cottage Industry

"It's all about the milk."

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

Bloomin' moths!

Homeowners.