Homestead Enthusiast Gifts

Stores of grain and blessings.

Farmer

"I didn't spark joy."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"In da house"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Living together, couple in love.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"How?"

Human males marking territory.

"So, you're staying in then?"

I've been doing sit-ups!

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

The Rudges' peaceful home

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

COVID-19 dime

'That's the sign of a good painting!'