Homestead Enthusiast Mugs

Stores of grain and blessings.

Farmer

"I didn't spark joy."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"In da house"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Living together, couple in love.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Human males marking territory.

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"So, you're staying in then?"

I've been doing sit-ups!

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

The Rudges' peaceful home

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'