Homestead Dreamer Mugs

The Rudges' peaceful home

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'We'll take it!'

Agricultural Psychology

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

An English Gold Field

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Realty. Remember

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

A Bubble of Countryside.

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"It's got a great view!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

"That's way out of my price range..."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."