Homestead Dreamer Prints

The Rudges' peaceful home

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'We'll take it!'

Agricultural Psychology

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

A Bubble of Countryside.

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's got a great view!"