Farmstead Dreamer Prints

'Mom, I just picked up a garbage disposal at the yard sale, cheap!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Agricultural Psychology

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Migrating cows.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

The Snowcow

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Myspace then and now.

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Early Ram Raids

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Sheep

Where we get veggie burgers

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

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