Homegrown Enthusiast Gifts

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"I didn't spark joy."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Jarvis Cocker

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Planting veggies

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"In da house"

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Peace on Earth

Living together, couple in love.

"How?"

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'I brew it myself.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"So, you're staying in then?"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

Right Here

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'