Home-grown Enthusiast Gifts

"I didn't spark joy."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"In da house"

Living together, couple in love.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"How?"

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"So, you're staying in then?"

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

Right Here

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

COVID-19 dime

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Homeowners.

Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?

"Did you get some work done?"

Coming Home

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage