Home-grown Enthusiast Pillows

"We bought this freezer for all the produce from the garden,but it's full of convenience food from Sainsburys."

"I didn't spark joy."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Jarvis Cocker

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"In da house"

Living together, couple in love.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"How?"

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Human males marking territory.

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"So, you're staying in then?"

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

Right Here

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

COVID-19 dime

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

Homeowners.

Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?

"Did you get some work done?"

We never go out anymore.

Coming Home

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'