Locally-sourced Enthusiast Pillows

Everything locally grown.

Jarvis Cocker

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Right Here

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

New York Cab

Welcome to the West Side

Seattle. 10 Starbucks.

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

"They'll thank me – you can't get pigeons like these in Amagansett."

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

"Hey, I like this town!"

Love in The Heights

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Smalltown, U.S.A.

West Fester needs to get with it! Sorry, Twig. We like it dull. Tuba concert. We want quiet, steady citizens. Isn't that discrimination? Only against exciting folks. We welcome boring persons of all races, creeds and sexual orientations. Wow! A rainbow of monotony.