Small Town Enthusiast Pillows

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Things I love about Powell River...

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Right Here

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Very few leave the grove!"

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"I've always worked from home."

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Hey, I like this town!"

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

Just in from St. Paul.

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Entering Yoke.