Small Town Enthusiasts Pillows

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Welcome to Greenville - "Worth the Visit"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Things I love about Powell River...

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Right Here

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Workers constructing barcodes

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"Hey, I like this town!"

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

"I've always worked from home."

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

Just in from St. Paul.

Entering Yoke.

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

'This is so old-school.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

Smalltown, U.S.A.