Small Town Enthusiast Gifts

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Things I love about Powell River...

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Right Here

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"Very few leave the grove!"

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"Hey, I like this town!"

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

Everything locally grown.

"I've always worked from home."

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Just in from St. Paul.

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."