Homegrown Enthusiast Pillows

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"I didn't spark joy."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Planting veggies

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"In da house"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Living together, couple in love.

'I brew it myself.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Human males marking territory.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"So, you're staying in then?"

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

Right Here

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'