Homegrown Pillows

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Planting veggies

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Free Range Chickens

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Perfect Garden.

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Crocheting during lockdown

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.