Homegrown Food Experimenters Pillows

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Funky Chef 2

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"Let's start a new tradition! You're each responsible for one thanksgiving dish!"

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

"First, break the egg...."

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'

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