Homecooked Meal Experimenters Pillows

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Tzatzikicicle

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Funky Chef 2

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Onion Guillotine

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Who had the rainforest vinaigrette?"

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'It's stew with a difference tonight - I've fried it.'

'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'