Home-cooked Meal Advocate Pillows

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"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

'Meat loaf again!'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"Hey, honey. Are we ona diet again?"

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"Our house wine is abominable."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

'My wife can cook anything I want. But then I don't want it.'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

Mom's Restaurant - things you like, things you hate, leftovers.

"How long have we been married?"

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

Leftovers Wagon

"Aww, mom, leftunders again?"

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."