Home-cooked Meal Admirer Pillows

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

'Meat loaf again!'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'I had it for lunch.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

A man waits near a sign outside his kitchen that reads "Please wait to be seated" while his wife prepares dinner.

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"Our house wine is abominable."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

Leftovers Wagon

'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.'

'Swooping down on prey is okay, but nothing beats a home-regurgitated meal.'

"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!"

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."