Home-cooked Meal Appreciator Pillows

"We had roast beef for dinner tonight...no mom, it's not better than yours!"

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Meat loaf again!'

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I had it for lunch.'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

"Our house wine is abominable."

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"How long have we been married?"

Leftovers Wagon

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."

Family saying grace

"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!"

"Aww, mom, leftunders again?"

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

Family-size meals