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"We had roast beef for dinner tonight...no mom, it's not better than yours!"

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Meat loaf again!'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I had it for lunch.'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Our house wine is abominable."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"How long have we been married?"

Leftovers Wagon

"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!"

Family saying grace

"Aww, mom, leftunders again?"

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."

Family-size meals