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"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

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"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

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"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Meat loaf again!'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

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'I had it for lunch.'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'You don't like it, do you?'

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

"Our house wine is abominable."

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'