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"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Meat loaf again!'

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Our house wine is abominable."

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"How long have we been married?"

Mom's Restaurant - things you like, things you hate, leftovers.

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

Leftovers Wagon

"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!"

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

Family-size meals

Family saying grace