Homestyle Meal Lover T-Shirts

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"George often brings his work home with him."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

The Aisle

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Consider it your entrée into the business world."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."