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Leftovers Wagon

"Our house wine is abominable."

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

French man holding a dish.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Meat loaf again!'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'You don't like it, do you?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'