Homecooked Meal Lover Gifts

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Meat loaf again!'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Our house wine is abominable."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"How long have we been married?"

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

Mom's Restaurant - things you like, things you hate, leftovers.

Leftovers Wagon

"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!"

Eat at Home Sign

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

Family-size meals

Family saying grace