Home-cooked Meal Enthusiast Gifts

"I think this place has gone overboard with the homestyle cooking thing!"

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

'Meat loaf again!'

"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!"

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'I love peanut butter... there's nothing like a home-cooked meal.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"Dad, can you give me a ride to Gordo's?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

The First Steak.

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."