Home-cooked Meal Lovers Gifts

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'Meat loaf again!'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

'You don't like it, do you?'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

"Our house wine is abominable."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

Mom's Restaurant - things you like, things you hate, leftovers.

Leftovers Wagon

'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.'

Family saying grace

Student loans - 'Mmmm, money. Just like Mom used to make.'

"Aww, mom, leftunders again?"

Eat at Home Sign

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!"

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."

The home-style cooking institute