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"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'Meat loaf again!'

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

"Hey, honey. Are we ona diet again?"

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

"Our house wine is abominable."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"I love home-cooked meals that were made in other people's homes by other people."

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

'My wife can cook anything I want. But then I don't want it.'

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

Mom's Restaurant - things you like, things you hate, leftovers.

"How long have we been married?"

Leftovers Wagon

Mom's Home Cooking and Dad's Home Drinking.

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."