Homecooked Meals Gifts

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"Do you mind if I have my dinner at Dave's? His wife isn't on a diet."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Is that pancake ready yet?

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Baking

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Lockdown casserole

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

I made you a cake!

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.