Home Meals Gifts

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Chez Nous Menu

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Is that pancake ready yet?

Lockdown casserole

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Baking

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'