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Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Not getting the last serving of your tia's lengua casserole.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Domestic Goddess.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

The First Steak.

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Thank you for the wedding present.

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"