Homesteading Admirers Gifts

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

A cock up of builders

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Living together, couple in love.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"You've got termites."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

The Rudges' peaceful home

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"The old lady who lives in a shoe is ready for winter."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Family living in an allevator

Modern Shepherding

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

Romance over the iron boards