Homesteading Admirers Gifts

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

A cock up of builders

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Living together, couple in love.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"You've got termites."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

The Rudges' peaceful home

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

Americans More Optimistic

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

"The old lady who lives in a shoe is ready for winter."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Modern Shepherding

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

Family living in an allevator

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

"And my spittoon will go right about there."