Homesteader Gifts

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"The pH level seems a little off."

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Search for Missing Socks

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."