'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'
City Homesteader Gifts
Looking for a gift for your city homesteader? These thoughtfully designed items capture the spirit of urban gardening, DIY projects, and cozy city life. Show appreciation for their creative ways of transforming small spaces into thriving havens, with products that combine wit, warmth, and urban charm. Whether they’re growing herbs on a balcony or crafting their sanctuary, find something that celebrates their unique lifestyle.
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
Domestic Superheroes!!
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
Hungry child
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'
"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"
NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"
"I had to skip my workout."
Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.
Fish-tank Skyscraper.
"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."
"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."
"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'
"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."
How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York
"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."
Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs
Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?
Amy Sedaris
"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."
'For Sale by Neighbor'
Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.
City Homesteader Gifts Collection
City Homesteader Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate the city homesteader’s spirit. Perfect for daily coffee, they feature witty and charming designs for urban gardeners and DIY enthusiasts.
City Homesteader Pillows
Browse pillows designed for the city homesteader’s cozy retreat. These charming and witty accents add warmth and personality to any small urban space.
City Homesteader Prints
Explore inspiring prints for the city homesteader’s home. Celebrate urban life and creativity with artwork that brightens and personalizes their city sanctuary.
City Homesteader T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that speak to the city homesteader’s creative lifestyle. Perfect for cozy days of urban gardening or DIY projects, with clever slogans and designs.