City Homesteader T-Shirts

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I had to skip my workout."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'