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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

The Rudges' peaceful home

Backyard Chickens (hypothetical and actual).

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

Stores of grain and blessings.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Hungry child

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs