Homesteader At Heart T-Shirts

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Cow outboard engine

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Your Country Needs MOO!

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'