Homesteader At Heart Pillows

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

Cow outboard engine

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'