Tech-savvy Homesteader T-Shirts

"Don't get me wrong I think these new GPS systems will revolutionise ploughing."

'Hang on Suzie, according to my Pecking Order App, I'm next...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Laptops

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Virtual Beach

Modern camping

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"Christmas pudcast"

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

Stroller Cellphone

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'