City Homesteader Pillows

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Hungry child

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.