Urban Homesteaders Pillows

"You roosters won't get kicked out of the house if you just act normal."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."