Urban Homesteaders Gifts

Looking for a gift for your urban homesteading enthusiast? Discover unique, witty products that showcase their passion for city-based farming, gardening, and sustainable living. These thoughtful items blend rustic charm with city savvy, making everyday moments more delightful and inspiring. Whether they’re tending to balcony herbs or growing veggies in tiny yards, these gifts celebrate their creative spirit and love for all things homemade.

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"You roosters won't get kicked out of the house if you just act normal."

"You roosters won't get kicked out of the house if you just act normal." mockup

"You roosters won't get kicked out of the house if you just act normal."

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

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"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy." mockup

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

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"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home." mockup

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

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Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions. mockup

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal mockup

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

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#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors mockup

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

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'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

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"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking." mockup

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

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"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?" mockup

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

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"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’." mockup

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

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"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.' mockup

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

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A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities. mockup

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

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"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?" mockup

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

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Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs). mockup

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

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Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like. mockup

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

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No Immediate Danger

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"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it." mockup

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

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Packed like sardines

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Commutobile

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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'” mockup

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

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"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island" mockup

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

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NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!" mockup

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

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'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.' mockup

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

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Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life. mockup

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

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"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it." mockup

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

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"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world." mockup

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

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"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

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