Future Homesteader Gifts

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I had to skip my workout."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Child doing the washing up

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Search for Missing Socks

A woman's work is never done!

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."