Future Homemaker Gifts

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

In the club.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Child doing the washing up

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Biological Alarm Clock.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

A woman's work is never done!

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'I'm on the way!'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'