Becoming A Homemaker Gifts

A woman's work is never done!

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Moving in

Hassled Mother.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Child doing the washing up

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'